FLORIDA MAN PERFORMS DRIVE-BY SHOOTING ON HORSEBACK, CLAIMS TO BE "KING OF HORSES" // TERRIFYING FISH WALKS ON LAND, BREATHES AIR AND THREATENS TO DESTROY LITHUANIA // THE FREAKIN CHICAGO BEAN MELTED - Authorities urge residents not to taste it // LOCAL WIZARD COMMUNITY TERRORIZES HOUSTON TACO BELL // STUFF HAPPENED!??!?!?!? // AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW - Ted cruzumaki states his dream is to become hokage of the united states // LOCAL HIGHSCHOOLER SCOFFS SO HARD OHIO CATCHES ON FIRE - States it was worth it because "Marie is a bitch" // OMINOUS UNKNOWN KILLER IS STILL AT LARGE // GAMESTOP EMPLOYEE SOMEHOW BEING THREATENED, PATRONIZED, AND HIT ON AT THE SAME TIME // "WOW WOW WUBBZY" EPISODE SPARKS OUTRAGE - Parents claim that the amount of murder shown is too inappropriate for young audiences // LOCAL DOG IS GOOD BOY // MEMPHIS INFLUENCER HOSPITALIZED AFTER BEING ASSAULTED WITH TOMATOES AT BASS PRO SHOPS PYRAMID - "They're a cringe-ass freak" says one perpetrator // BARACK OBAMA PREPARES HORRIFYING QUALITY MAC AND CHEESE // KRABS LAST TO BE HAUNTED! - says, "i ain't afraid of no ghosts"

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October 2025

  • Added lazy loading to unimportant images to hopefully reduce carbon emissions (also idk where else to put this but that crusty ass image i chose when i joined the vocaloid webring is an actual photo i took of a miku figurine i own, i would've used an actual store photo but i couldn't find one)
  • Revamped the changelog page into what you see now
  • Changed the font for the my immortal shrine AGAIN!!!
  • FINALLY updated the krisei shrine to reflect chapters 3 and 4 (TANKQ VWrites for the encouraging message in the site's comment section!! ^^)
  • Made it so that the lil boxes on the homepage scroll
  • Added some featured sites
  • Added more horoscopes (mainly because i've been playing the binding of isaac lately and wanted to reference the zodiac powerups in the game)

September 2025:

  • Changed the font in the my immortal shrine to something that hopefully makes the all caps sections a little easier to read
  • Added ID names to my blog posts so that you can link to specific posts if you need to
  • Changed the fun fact on the interactives page, as i'm pretty sure it was false (that's what i get for trusting a random comment on a youtube video about squirrel stapler i guess...)
  • New blog post: The problems (i personally have) with commentary youtube: misogyny, outrage bait and worse
  • Applied for new webrings
  • Added more stamps and blinkies to the blog and dream journal, the sidebar may look a little weird now, but i assure you it'll look more normal once i start to post a little more.

August 2025:

  • Revamped the interactives page to make it look less ugly, changes include removing the poll and adding new tamaNOTchis
  • Revamped the OC page
  • My shrines page now doubles as a display page for my custom dollz!!
  • Moved the updates section on the homepage to it's own seperate page
  • Changed the box the update section was originally on into a to-do list for the site
  • Changed the font on my blog page to a self-made one of my own handwriting, mainly because i felt as though the old one could be hard to read for some people.